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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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