A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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woman's lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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