- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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