What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Bark I'm a tree

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Tilt your screen back

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A women in the kitchen.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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