What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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