- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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