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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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