A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Bob Saget

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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