And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

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