Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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