roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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