Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Potassium? K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Corn Muffins

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Tony Romo

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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