What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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