A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What does? 42

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stinky boner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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