Apple hates Blackberry.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

13 =B you just learned something

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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