why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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