Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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