- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

God is real.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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