- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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