- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

stinky boner

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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