Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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