ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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