- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's 9+10? 19

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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