- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is red? A rock painted red

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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