- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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