- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."