What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Your big dick.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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