- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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