What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man did not like this site

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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