- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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