When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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