Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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