- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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