- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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