Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

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