Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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