Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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