Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Justin Bieber

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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