- Anti Joke

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

This statement is false.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"