- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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