What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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