- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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