Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

9/11 my birthday

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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