what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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