What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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