In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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