A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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