Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Women's rights.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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