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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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