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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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