Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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