- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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