Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your big dick.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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