- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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