- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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