- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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