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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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