- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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