Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Read a Book.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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