- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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