what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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