What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Sarah Palin.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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