Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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