- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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