- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Latvia isn't a joke

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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