A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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american idol

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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