A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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