- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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