What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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