- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Women

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

This is not a joke.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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