Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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your life

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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civil rights

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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