roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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