After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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i saw amango it splootered

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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