Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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