- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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