- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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