What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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