Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A bar walks into a man

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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