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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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