How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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woman's rights

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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