- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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