a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Gay rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Anti Joke

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