Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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