Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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John lazzaro likes dick

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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