Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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