- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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