- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Allah walked into AK Bar

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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