Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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