- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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