why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

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