What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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