How does a black guy die? Unknown

rent a cops

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man died.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Sarah Palin.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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