- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is green and slow Grass.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A Serbian Film

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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