Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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