Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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