What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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