i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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