- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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