What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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