- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Justin Bieber

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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