- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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