Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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