- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

The New York Giants

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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