- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Men's rights

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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