- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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