I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do you call an blank test? an F

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Caroline Kelly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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