- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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