Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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