What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Men's rights

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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