Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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