- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

9/11 my birthday

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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