Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

knock knock come in

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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