- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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