Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Feminism.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

i just pooped that is all!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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