Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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