- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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