Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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