Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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