what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

knock knock!? . . No.

Sixty... eight

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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