A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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pobody's nerfect

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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