- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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