What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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