Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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