A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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