what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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