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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."