- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i'm hard

I'm going as the joker for halloween

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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