A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Please ignore this statement.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

yolo your orange looks orange

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Grace Ackerson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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