Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

i'm hard

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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