- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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