- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Canadians

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

WHAT THE BABIES?!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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