- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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