- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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