- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

silver bullet?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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