- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Take part of what?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What page are you on The gay page.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A black man walks out of a police station

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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