- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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