- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A seal walks into a club.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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