- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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