The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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