- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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