Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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