What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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