Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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