why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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The New York Giants

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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