There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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