- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

black people swimming

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

ur gey

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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