why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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