- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A cat playing laser tag.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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