- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

whats gay and american? a gay american

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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