- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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