- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

A seal walks into a club.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What is black and has no education A tire.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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