- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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