- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

whats gay and american? a gay american

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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