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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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