- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

He--Hey guys

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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