- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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