What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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