Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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