What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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being sober in a bar fight

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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