- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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