Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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