- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What would u like to drink?

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

My Butthole.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

kieran is a homosexual

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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