- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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