- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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