Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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