What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

yolo your orange looks orange

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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