Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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YO FACE

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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