- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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