Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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someone called someone else a frog

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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