what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I wrote a funny joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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