- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.