What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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