- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Racial equality.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

u know whats a crime? rape

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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