What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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