A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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