what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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woman's rights

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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