- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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