- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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