- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

You having friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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