- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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