Denard Robinson

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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