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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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