- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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