- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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