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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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