- Anti Joke

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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