We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Albert <3 Hunter

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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