What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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