Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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