- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Gay rights.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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