- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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